Want to hear the new Sufjan Stevens track? Good luck

The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Brooklyn native Alec Duffy owns the sole rights to the latest song by folk rock wunderkind Sufjan Stevens.

And the only way for far less lucky saps like you and I to hear the track is to listen to it in Duffy's living room.

So, here's the bottom line.

If you want to hear the only Sufjan Stevens song not available on the internet (called "The Lonely Man of Winter," and, according to the WSJ, is "a soulful number, at once jazzy and melancholy") you have to travel approximately 11 hours and 43 minutes, seek out Alec Duffy and sit in on one of his in-house listening parties.

Sure, that's great for Sufjan fanatics on the east coast. But for us in Indy, well, we're out of luck.