Saturday, February 14, 2009

Lordy, Save Me: Legendary Shack Shakers and O'Death at 31st Street Pub


One part Southern nostalgia, three parts punk energy and two parts genuine showmanship made up the stacked bill of last night’s Legendary Shack Shakers, O’Death and The Red Western show at the 31st Street Pub.

The pub supposes itself as the place in Pittsburgh for cutting edge rock, but is music cutting edge if it smacks of, say, Alabama in the 1930’s? The bands, as well as the 75 people in the crowd, would say yes. And so would I. The music may’ve been more crazed-tent-revival than avant-garde Brooklyn art-punk, and the feverishly energetic assault on the crowd’s bodies and ears did feel a lot like a spiritual reckoning, but there was nothing old or rehashed about the show.

Pittsburgh’s The Red Western opened with some amped up songwriter-country put to a punk beat, and front woman Lauren DeLorenze rocked like a spunkier version of Silver Jew Cassie Berman.


O’Death, Southern macabre enthusiasts from Brooklyn, looked more like a maudlin group of college philosophy majors than a country-revival band, but looks proved deceiving. Lead singer Greg Jamie’s creaking voice (think Isaac Brock singing Johnny Cash) crawled through the songs, exploding in psych-ward hysterics when the music called for it, but never left his calm, almost possessed countenance.

Jamie played the perfect foil for the rest of the band, who played like madmen dancing, stomping and shaking around him like the hurricane to which he was the foreboding eye. O’Death plays music with the same unsettling, jittery quality as, to pull this card twice, Modest Mouse at that band’s most wild and flailing.

The songs are about being lost at sea or buried or dead, all sang over caffeinated funeral dirge music of acoustic guitar, bass, banjo and the occasional ukulele.

And if you’ve never seen someone shred on the ukulele, you’re missing out.

Here's O'Death's sublimely creepy "Low Tide."



The set’s high point was “Down to Rest” — about, you guessed it, burial — which actually got the crowd stomping, and one poor soul attempting a solo mosh pit.

Speaking of souls, O’Death like to air theirs out. The band plays like they’ve got the devil inside them and they want him gone — faces contort, bodies shake and voices quiver. It’s no surprise the music could be the soundtrack to the drunken after party of a Southern gentleman.

That is, the Southern gentleman who shared the bill.

“We’re lucky to be on this tour with the Shack Shakers,” Jamie said. “They’re dicks, though. Really mean people.”
Who says there can’t be humor after the funeral?

The Legendary Shack Shakers’ biggest claim to critical fame has been Jello Biafra’s call that singer J. D. Wilkes is the “last great Rock and Roll frontman.”

Well, maybe not the last, but he’s certainly a leader of a dying breed.

Whereas O’Death could DJ your next funeral, The Shack Shakers could own your county fare. Wilkes dresses like a carney, with giant horn-rimmed glasses (held around his head with an elastic strap) and striped pants. He’s wire thin. His voice, hollered into a 50’s-era microphone, sounds like he should be saying “Step riiiight up!” through a loudspeaker, and he may be downright insane.

Here's a peak at the madness, in a song about "Chicken, chickens and poultry," topics criminally underrepresented in rock:


The Shakers played like they wanted to level 31st Street to its foundation — Mark Robertson’s bass is a standup and thunderously tears across the room and the double-bass drum drilling comes right out of a Slayer song.

But the centerpiece of the show is Wilkes, a front man I’ve never seen the likes of before.

As he stripped much of his clothing off, Wilkes grabbed the audience members and shook them, spit into the crowd (more up-and-over than at anyone) and playfully smacked people in the head. He jumped around, bent in all sorts of athletic ways and often put his fists up, ready to brawl.

But that’s the point — the band’s rockabilly gone insane thrashing is meant to get the crowd moving, moving away from the notion of “I’m in a club in Pittsburgh” and towards “My spirit is being exorcized by the sublime power of Rock’n’roll,” as well as moving physically — for such a small, unpacked club, bodies jumped and stomped and swung around limbs and heads.

The band’s groove was undeniable — thick, syrupy chugging rhythm churning under fast rockabilly guitar and punched-in-the-face bass lines.

The Legendary Shack Shakers play at the altar of Southern gothic. They are the energy you picture in a 1930’s tent revival, with ladies in summer dresses holding fans screaming about the power of the Lord, oh Jesus, please save me.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

If Sufjan Stevens Was Japanese...


...He'd be Shugo Tokumaru.

I caught wind of this multi-instrumentalist (and by multi- I mean many. Dude plays almost 50 instruments) from Paste Magazine's Rachael Maddux's Shugo Sleep Experiment.

According to the post, good old Shugo wrote most of the lyrics to his new album (relatively, that is. It was released last year in Japan) called Exit based on dreams he had and miraculously remembered. I have a hard time remembering what I had for lunch or my dad's birthday (Which is today. Happy Birthday, Steve!), let alone what I dreamt about.

Regardless, he's the musician and not me, so I digress.

Of all the music I've come across in, say, the past month from bloggers and publicists, this might damn well be the most original.

Remember how blown away you were after hearing Sufjan Steven's Illinoise album? That how-the-hell-did-he-write-that type of amazement?

Swap in Japanese lyrics in a voice just as lofty and ethereal and you've got Shugo. The sounds of a whole playground of instruments dance around in these songs like drunken lovers spilling out of the bar and into the streets.

The melodies (instrumental and vocal) are playful little aliens and they'll creep into your brain and keep on dancing.

The twang of traditional Japanese music (or, rather, the sounds I'm used to hearing in Japanese restaurants) are sprinkled gently on top of the whole carnival. The Sufjan comparison comes not so much in the sound, exactly, but rather the creativity and orchestral lushness of the whole thing.

While Sufjan's work sounds like it was recorded with a whole symphony of flower children on call, Shugo's could've been laid down in a big kitchen with a whole array of oddball tools, bells, whistles and plenty of counter space to bang on.

Anyway, here's the moral: If you check out one new artist this week, make it Shugo Tokumaru. To whet your whistle, here are some of his videos:


Three Views on Lil Wayne's Stupifying New "Prom Queen"


Yeah, we're confused too.

Every so often, an event tears through the world of hip-hop with the force of a level five tornado or Fat Joe sitting down.

Maybe it’s global warming, but recently there’ve been too many of these game-changing events to count — the stability of hip-hop as we know it is melting as artist after artist experiments with their tried and true sound. First Snoop Dogg abandoned rap for cheesy, irresistible late ‘70’s funky coke-disco with “Sexual Eruption.”

Then Kanye West left his lady of hip-hop and began making rabbit-paced love to an auto-tune machine, giving birth to 808s and Heartbreak last winter. But the most recent tremor in hip-hop has been by far the most staggering.

Dr. Weezy F. Baby, or Lil Wayne to the squares, abandoned rap to make a rock’n’roll record. What in the hell is he doing? Didn’t he just release the most successful rap album of the year? Didn’t he just release the most successful album of the year in any genre? The answer to the second two questions is yes, but the first one is a good bit harder to answer. The simplest way to do it, though, would be this — whatever the hell he wants to do.

On January 27, Lil Wayne debuted “Prom Queen,” the first single off of his upcoming rock record called Rebirth. The track sounds like the result of the guitarist from System of a Down, the drummer from Linkin Park, the rapper from, um, Lil Wayne and the auto-tune machine from every rap song in the last six months drinking lots of Redbull, smoking a joint then trying to be poetic. Sound confusing? Well, it is. Check it out:

To separate the song from its source is simply impossible, as it would both mean that approximately 99% of the people who’ve listened to it never would’ve and it would negate the gigantic force Lil Wayne has had on the music world in the past year and a half.

So we’re left at an impasse, as the most successful and talented (arguably most talented… I’m still waiting for Lupe Fiasco to get his due praise) rapper of the MySpace era just dropped a big bomb of what-the-hell-is-this on our collective laps. It’s like our probably reaction to a Coldplay rap record — the band is known for doing what they do well, but how could we transpose that sense of guaranteed quality to a completely new genre?

Then again, maybe that’s a bad example. A Coldplay rap record would most assuredly be even weaker than a smack from Chris Brown.


That said, the only way I see fit to review “Prom Queen,” and thereby predict how the next record from the year’s biggest artist will be, is to do so thrice.

First, we look at “Prom Queen” as a rock song. Compared to most rock songs that most rock fans would consider good, “Prom Queen” is pretty decent (Note: not indie. For our purposes, rock means mainstream Linkin Park-type business). Wayne’s guitar sound is sharp and cutting, if not overly complicated, and is certainly reminiscent of the minor key tinkering of System of a Down. The percussion packs the same punch as the best of the late-90s rap-rock bands, sounding surprisingly in timbre as those Christian metal dudes P.O.D. I know, I think it’s weird too.

In the chorus, Wayne’s non-auto-tuned shriek of “Prom Queen!!” is a genuinely awesome bratty punk squeal, and the whole thing is really quite catchy. So we’ve got one thumb sort of up.

Next, we look at “Prom Queen” as a Lil Wayne song. This category is a lot tougher, as Wayne has got some seriously fantastic material. From his mixtapes to his guest appearances and studio albums, the guy has a quality average of near-stellar. Lyrically, Wayne has certainly tackled a lot of tougher topics than in “Prom Queen,” which is mostly a bout sitting behind a girl with sexy underwear in class. You know, to take a peak. Though that’s an admirable cause, we know he could’ve done better because he has so often. Thumb down.

Last, we look at the song as a Lil-Wayne-doing-a-rock-song song, a category that’s trickier still. Genre crossovers do deserve some respect when done well, as “Prom Queen” is. The man’s got to get credit for playing and writing his own guitar part, which isn’t half bad. And the shock value of the song (“That’s Lil Wayne?!”) lasts for awhile — through about 15 plays. Ultimately, though, by 18 plays (when I’d finally finished this column), the shock wore off and I was left with a song that was just alright. Thumb sideways.

There you have it — results inconclusive. Then again, maybe that’s what Wayne wants — a holdover record until he drops his next atom bomb on us. We can only hope.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Grammy's Most Awkward Moments: Even More Than Middle School!


You probably watched the Grammy's, and that means you were at the edge of your seat for several hours, your emotions pumping like an overworked steam engine and your heart palpitating, your knuckles ghost white and your mouth dry as you witnessed music history go down right before your tearing eyes.

Wait, that wasn't you? Of course not. It wasn't anyone (except for a probable constituent of Kenny Chesney fans who think he is a man-god), and the night was like it usually is: filled with promise, and delivering on very little of it.

Overall, I thought the night was filled with some seriously awkward moments. Like middle school dance awkward, and you're the adult chaperone watching pre-teens stand on opposite sides of the gym. So here we go:

1. Whitney Houston A Bit Rusty: Remembered to brush off her nose! In a mostly incoherent presentation, a rather dysfunctioning robot-like Whitney Houston stammers through several sentences, mostly without opening her eyes. For a woman who we know can emote (remember that hit, what was it called, um, "I Will Always Love You"?), Houston might as well have been a cardboard cutout propped onstage with a voice dub. Bummer.

2. Blink 182 Reunite, Crickets Chirp: Presenting an award, the estranged members of Blink 182 were waiting for that perfect moment to - bam! - reunite. I'd imagine they expected a moment of silence, then booming applause during which "All the Small Things" would blast from the PA, Blink-logoed balloons would drop from the ceiling and everyone who was 13 in 2001 would promptly pass out on their couches. Welp, it didn't quite happen like that. Travis Barker said, "We used to play music together, and we decided we're going to play music together again." Mark Hoppus yelled, "Blink 182 is back!" Then, um, they presented the award like nothing had happened.

3. Dwayne Johnson - Still Not Funny!: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson attempted to make a joke about Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." Something to the effect of "The first thing I did today was kiss a girl too! It was Katy Perry! (Pause for laughter) But then she made me stay 50 feet away from her (Pause for laughter)!" Needless to say, said joke falls flat. Not even the dude's arched eyebrow's could save this dud of a monologue.

4. Kid Rock - Still Sucks!: Kid Rock is such a gentleman. Not only does he steal and rewrite (see: ruin) the songs of two perfectly dead rock stars, but he also includes the lyrics "Guilty of being white" in his performance, cementing belief that, aside from his brief stint as a rapper, Kid Rock is among the whitest people ever. Bravo, sir. A true artistic gem.

5. John Mayer - Clearly, Better Than B. B. King: In a tribute to Bo Diddly, a pack of guitarists including John Mayer, B. B. King and Keith Urban (really?) trade some blues bars. Guess who plays the most. Nope, not the arguable best living blues guitarist (Keith Urban, of course. Yea...), but John Mayer. Way to go, bud. Lucille is pissed.

6. Katy Perry, Also Kissed a Robot: Continuing the trend of females acting particularly robotic, Katy Perry's dancing during "I Kissed A Girl" was more like subtle swaying. And the occasional slight hop.

7. Morgan Freeman and Kenny Chesney - Totally Bros: Morgan Freeman introduced country bumpkin Kenny Chesney as his close friend. Seriously? Do they go fishing? Talk for hours on the phone? Or, more likely, say four to five words to each other backstage? Words like, "Wait, what's your name?"

8. T-Bone Burnett - Not Important!: After winning Best Album, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss thank some folks, then make room for producer T-Bone Burnett to talk. CBS, on the other hand, makes no such room. Dude made the Album of the Year! Cut off the 'Get the hell of the stage' music!

9. Stevie Wonder as The House Band: Wonder plays a solo joint as the crowd disperses. Is it not mildly offensive that one of the night's biggest stars gets to play as people leave? Is it not ironic that he couldn't see them do that?

Friday, February 6, 2009

Kings of Leon finally, finally, finally hit Pittsburgh


It's been a long, slow climb for the Kings of Leon, but they've finally hit the big time.

As in, they're finally playing Pittsburgh. Success at last!

After a sold-out show at Madison Square Garden on January 29, the band's finally got enough confidence to take on bigger venues and embrace the (hopefuly) inevitable future: Though it took way too long, America will come around and start liking them. We're always the last to 'get' it. Silly Americans.

The band announced earlier today a spring arena tour schedule, including the following. No opener's been announced yet, but I'm pulling for Dead Confederate. Just think about that one. Yes, I know. It'd be incredible.

APRIL 2009

19 - Boston, MA - Agganis Arena
21 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
22 - Pittsburgh, PA - Palumbo
24 - Fairfax, VA - Patriot Center
25 - Philadelphia, PA - Spectrum
27 - Norfolk, VA - Constant Convocation Centre @ ODU
28 - Raleigh, NC - Koka Booth Amphitheatre
30 - Charlotte, NC - Bojangles' Coliseum

MAY 2009

04 - St. Augustine, FL - St. Augustine Amphitheatre
05 - Orlando, FL - UCF Arena
07 - Miami, FL - Bank United Center
08 - Tampa, FL - Sundome
10 - Charleston, SC - North Charleston Coliseum
12 - Cincinnati, OH - National City Pavilion
13 - Cleveland, OH - Tower City
19 - Phoenix, AZ - Mesa Amphitheatre
21 - San Francisco, CA - Bill Graham Civic Auditorium

Now check out this video from the band before America realized how fantastic they were. Silly Americans.

Photo by Jeff Gentner/Getty Images

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Trying to Write a Joke About NERDS Taking Over State School...


Pittsburgh will get a lot cooler on March 28. Or at least it'll be significantly more filled with dudes who hang out with Snoop Dogg.

Pharell Williams' vehicle for being taken seriously, N.E.R.D., will play at the University of Pittsburgh's Fitzgerald Fieldhouse as the school's better-late-than-never winter concert.

Past acts have included Lupe Fiasco (expected greatness, got greatness) and Nas (expected greatness, got... about 30 seconds of a few dozen songs. Meh), and so this year continues the trend of bringing a hip-hop act that white kids love.

The difference here, though, is that N.E.R.D. haven't had the huge hits that Fiasco ("Superstar") has or the instant name recognition that Nas has.

In my mind, at least, that makes things significantly more exciting - less drunk idiots yelling "Play (Insert only song drunk idiot has ever heard by said artist) now!" and more people who actually give a damn.

There's only one thing I'm worried about: The Fieldhouse isn't that huge... can Pharell's ego fit in there?


More on this closer to the show. I promise.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Call National Geographic - MONO Releases a New Album


Atmospheric, instrumental post-rock is, at the same time, one of the most touching and silliest genres in modern music.

The genre pairs perfectly with pictures of beautiful sites in nature in several ways: Both can be extremely affecting and dramatic, but only when done right. Really, when I think of, say, a Mogwai song, what runs through my mind is a slowly panning view of beautiful nature scenes, always in slow motion and usually showing snow. Sigur Ros and the Discovery Channel is a match made in heaven - the huge, epic movements of the music pair perfectly with the vast openness of nature. Music most often described with adjectives that mean 'big' is at home with mountains, deserts and other things that are, well, big.

Now the touching/silly duality is an interesting one.

On the one hand, the simple melodies and often gently lapping patterns, ascending in intensity, can boost the emotionality of any moment. Take for example, a kiss and a Sigur Ros song.

Press play and begin kiss. Pretty nice, right? Gentle piano, light vocals. Some really pretty stuff. But then the track builds as the tympanis and strings crash in and suddenly you're making out, thanking your lucky stars that these dudes from Iceland know how to scale a wall of sound.

On the other hand, this stuff is silly. Many of the songs sound the same in their gigantic crescendos and minimalist musical valleys, and the lack of vocals is starting to get on your nerves. Give me a chorus, damn it.

Still, the bands that do it right are the genre leaders for a reason: Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Godspeed You Black Emperor and Explosions in the Sky turn up the volume at all the right times.

Japanese quartet Mono has never reached the emotional mountaintops of the above four, but it's not for lack of trying.

The band will release it's latest album, Hymn to the Immortal Wind, next month on Temporary Residence Ltd. The record is a step forward in Mono's sound (described in just about every review ever written on the band as 'massive) in that these dudes employed a 22-person orchestra to make the songs even more - you guessed it! - MASSIVE.

Below is a video matching two things that were meant to be together forever: A Mono song and nature photography. Enjoy "Follow the Map" and check out the new record March 24.


Many thanks to freefoto.com and freenaturepictures.com

Stop Buying Albums, Save Rock'n'Roll (R.I.P. Langerado)


For the past few years, concerts have remained the bastion of hope for those music fans praying that the entire music industry wouldn’t go down as flaming wreckage. Total album sales from 2008 decreased a staggering 45% since 2000 while illegal downloading has skyrocketed, but touring has kept a steady pace even in the face of an economy that’s about as bleak as seeing MC Hammer’s career dump him in a Cash4Gold commercial.

Bon Jovi’s tour last year alone made over 210 million dollars. Further, last year saw the most successful year ever for rock tours, up 13% from 2007.

But if the Bush economy has taught me anything, it’s that things can always get worse. And yesterday, they did.

Langerado, an annual Florida music festival, announced its cancellation due to slow ticket sales. Co-Promoter Ethan Schwarts wrote, “During these difficult economic times… it’s become apparent that we cannot execute a production that lives up to the high standards of our past events. Putting Langerado on hold was the toughest decision we have ever had to make.”

The popular three-day festival has landed some of the industry’s top not-awful bands in its six year run including the Beastie Boys and R.E.M. with last year’s fest drawing almost 30,000 people.

This year’s cancellation can be attributed to a few factors. The first is that the genius folks planning the fest decided to move it from the rural Big Cypress Indian Reservation to the Bicentennial Park in the decidedly non-rural Miami, thereby alienating the many fans who are drawn to music festivals for their free-flowing environments where camping and, ahem, mind-expansion are welcomed.

Sure, it was a bad idea, but the lack of Langerado this year points at a much grimmer conclusion — the fortress of live music has begun to crumble in the face of the economy.

Now a logical, albeit foolish, thought here would be “Maybe Langerado just sucked this year and no one wanted to go. I’m going to Wal Mart to buy the new AC/DC.”

But it’s hard to make that argument when the proposed lineup included heavyweights like Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Against Me!, Parliament/Funkadelic and a reunited Public Enemy. In other words, it’s the economy, stupid.
And the only solution I can foresee is this: Stop buying CD’s. Seriously, if you haven’t already (though most of you have), just stop buying CD’s.

Here’s why — we’re all on a budget nowadays, and tight budgets call for hard decisions. If you’ve got, say, $50 that you’re willing to part with for five new albums on iTunes, why not save that money for a concert that you’ll remember forever instead of 11 tracks that’ll likely get lost in the annals of your surely gigantic and unnecessary iTunes library.

I’m willing to say that in the face of this possible impending doom there is no shame in downloading or (much better yet) simply streaming music on your computer through sites like Skreemr.com or the ubiquitous MySpace if it’ll free up your cash to help keep live music, well, alive.

The world of rock’n’roll would be better off with an even steeper decline in record sales if it’d keep concerts halls from having empty seats. Because at the heart of the music world is the live show. You can get the recorded music anywhere, from your friend’s iPod to bit torrent sites to MTV (during the 6 minutes a day when dating shows aren’t broadcast) to the 12 billion music blogs out there. But you can’t get the experience of a live show anywhere but a live show.

So for the sake of the summer tours and festivals that are still in tact in this black hole where the economy used to be, save your money to see that band you love in concert, because a world without great rock concerts and festivals would kill off what’s left of the independent spirit of rock’n’roll that Nickelback hasn’t already killed.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Bruce, Phish top Bonnaroo 09 lineup...


The lineup for this summer's Bonnaroo festival was released this morning and hot damn is it long.

While the following gigantic list is certainly full of amazing, seriously amazing talent, but it's finally safe to say that the country's biggest jam band festival is no longer for the jam bands. At my count, only 10 of the bands announced would fall into any sort of jam band category - though the reunion of Phish might as well count as three or four.

But that said, it says something further when the reunion of arguably the second biggest jam band of all time is billed second, even if it is after Springsteen.

Tickets go on sale February 7 right here.

So without further ado, here's the list. The acts that really get my blood pumping are in bold.

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Phish (2 Shows)
Beastie Boys

Nine Inch Nails
David Byrne
Wilco
Al Green

Snoop Dogg
Elvis Costello Solo
Erykah Badu
Paul Oakenfold
Ben Harper and Relentless7
The Mars Volta
TV on the Radio
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Gov't Mule
Andrew Bird
Band of Horses

Merle Haggard
MGMT
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The Decemberists
Girl Talk
Bon Iver

Béla Fleck & Toumani Diabate
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Galactic
The Del McCoury Band
of Montreal
Allen Toussaint
Coheed and Cambria
Booker T & the DBTs
David Grisman Quintet
Lucinda Williams
Animal Collective
Gomez
Neko Case
Down
Jenny Lewis
Santogold
Robert Earl Keen
Citizen Cope
Femi Kuti and the Positive Force
The Ting Tings
Robyn Hitchcock & The Venus 3
Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Kaki King
Grizzly Bear
King Sunny Adé
Okkervil River
St. Vincent
Zac Brown Band
Raphael Saadiq
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Crystal Castles
Tift Merritt
Brett Dennen
Mike Farris and the Roseland Rhythm Revue
Toubab Krewe
People Under the Stairs
Alejandro Escovedo
Vieux Farka Touré
Elvis Perkins In Dearland
Cherryholmes
Yeasayer
Todd Snider
Chairlift
Portugal. The Man.

The SteelDrivers
Midnite
The Knux
The Low Anthem
Delta Spirit
A.A. Bondy
The Lovell Sisters
Alberta Cross

The fest runs June 11-13 in Manchester, Tennessee and runs about $250, but if you park your car a few miles away, sit on the hood and take really deep breaths, you'll get a high time for free.

Monday, February 2, 2009

The Steelers won the Superbowl AND there are great shows this month!? Too much!

After so much hype, so much build up in Pittsburgh for the Super Bowl, waking up this morning was inevitably going to be a bit of a come down.

I came, I saw, I petted a riot police horse.

I'd say Bruce was the most exciting part of the game, but honestly, few things were, and ever will be, more entertaining than watching gigantic James Harrison chug down the entirety of the field to score a touchdown, then collapse out of sheer exhaustion.

But alas, I vowed in the post below that I'd never blog about sports (something I know as much about as, say, my mother knows about cutting edge music. No, Dan Fogelberg is not hip), and so I digress.

Were I to have written this post a month ago, it'd be pretty bleak, but February is shaping up with some great shows to go with the laughably awful shows. See if you can pick which is which!

2/8 School of Seven Bells @ Carnegie Mellon: Great!
2/13 Legendary Shack Shakers w/ O'Death @ 31st Street Pub: Folky!
2/14 The English Beat @ The Rex: Still alive!
2/16 Ben Folds @ Club Zoo: Fantastic!
2/17 Delta Spirit w/ Other Lives @ Brillobox: Lovely!
2/19 Eagles of Death Metal @ Mr. Small's: Kick ass!
2/22 Tapes 'n Tapes w/ Wild Light @ Brillobox: Woo!
2/24 Dark Star Orchestra @ Carnegie Library Music Hall
2/25 Avenged Sevenfold w/ Buckcherry & Papa Roach @ Petersen Events Center: Why, god why?

And, finally, the month ends with a night of "How Can I Decide Which to Check Out? I'm Only One Man"

2/28 Tokyo Police Club w/Ruby Coast @ Mr. Small's Theatre
AND
The Dig @ Thunderbird Cafe
AND
Jason Isbell w/ Deer Tick @ Club Cafe
AND
Ben Kweller w/ The Watson Twins @ Diesel

What to do, what to do?

In the meantime, here's a hint at which way I'm leaning right now:

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I swear this'll be the only sports-related post ever on here...

What do you get when you mix prepubescent kids, Pat Benatar and the Pittsburgh Steelers defensive line?

Hint: It's not this Sunday's half time show, though that would be undeniably and universally awful.

It's Pop Rocks, a group of kids, age 11-14, playing their ode to the best/only team in football that matters. This is about the coolest thing I've seen in awhile. When I was 11 I was making mix tapes off of the radio and trying to press record right when the DJ stopped talking. What a wasted youth. Seriously, check this out:



Where's your band of child prodigies, Arizona? Bitches.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

New Trail of Dead track hints at a band 'Ascending' back to greatness


Well, here we are, Trail of Dead fans. The crossroads. That place where many a band comes right before a new album drops, with expectations caught in a schism due to a truly solid back catalogue, but a truly sordid last record.

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, the Texas blitzkrieg rockers who've been bashing around on record since 1998's self titled debut, are on the verge of dropping its latest, sixth album, The Century of Self, on February 17th, three years after the almost universally panned So Divided, with its almost universally awkward anime-like cover art, seen here:

The record could go a few different ways. Hell, it could go in many different ways. For all we know, front man Conrad Keely spent the last three years listening to Tuvan throat singing and Europop and the new disc will sound like Ace of Base and we'll all kick ourselves and say "Those crazy art-punks, what'll they do next?"

Luckily, though, I don't think that's going to happen. In fact, it's looking like The Century of Self is going to kick ass. Like, a lot of ass.

SPIN.com just posted a track from the album, "Ascending," and it is damn good.

Check it out here.

The tune starts out in familiar Trail of Dead form: no warning, no guitar-strum intro, just a quick-punch dive into an angular, almost uncomfortable guitar attack paired with stuttering drums exploding like falling bombs.

The verses hit with traded vocals - a tactic too-often employed in god-awful emo mush. Here, though, it's done right: both vocal lines have distinct melodies, which intertwine, back and forth, forming one cohesive whole.

True to Dead's shooting-for-epic formula, the track slows down to a plodding, pulsing pace and marches steadily. The whole thing plays like a spunkier, less gigantic "Will You Smile for Me Again," Words Apart's best track.

All in all, "Ascending" deserves to be blasted from your speakers, as it has been from mine. For the past two hours.

Extra bonus: How cool is the new album's cover art? (Answer: very cool)

Bruce plays Superbowl. Now with 100% less Jackson nipple.


This Sunday will be a triumph for the blue-collar folk of America.

All eyes will be on a rag-tag gang who fought for years to be recognized for their talent and skill as they will undoubtedly put on a legendary performance at The Super Bowl, representing a hard-working, underappreciated ‘nation’ of millions of die-hard fans.

Oh, and The Steelers will be there too.

I’m talking, of course, about Bruce Springsteen and his almighty E Street Band, who will take the stage (or field, as it were) to bash through some classic songs during the halftime show of The Super Bowl. With The Boss’ latest, 16th studio album Working on a Dream having just hit the shelves on Tuesday, paired with his recent show-stopping performance at Obama’s inaugural concert last week, Springsteen’s popularity and visibility are riding high, making him the perfect pick to carry the torch of half time performers.

The list of those who’ve played for millions at a Super Bowl half time is long, sure, but it’s certainly had its ups and downs.

In fact, it was only in 1988, at Super Bowl XXII, that the notion of a rock’n’roll act playing at half time was even introduced. And even then, the performer was Chubby Checker, famous for his hit “The Twist” and several too many subsequent variations of the song, and is now the proprietor of Chubby's snacks beef jerky and steaks. Totally weird.

The folks in the Super Bowl ivory tower have gotten it right for the past few years with some truly great shows, including rock royalty like Paul McCartney (who I seriously doubted could kick ass, but proved me wrong), Prince, the Stones and last year’s Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. The formulas of these recent shows have been simple and successful — pick a rock band, let said rock band play a few songs, then get back to giant dudes smacking each other’s asses while wearing tight pants.

But it hasn’t always been such easy sailing. Some past halftime performers have been downright awkward, with China’s-Olympic-opening-ceremony size shows (1989’s show included an Elvis impersonator singing pointedly non-Elvis songs, dancers and hi-tech 3-D special effects) or just plain awkwardness. Nothing says football — gruff and athletic — like Carol Channing’s tribute to Mardis Gras at Super Bowl IV.

In 1999, the show was called “A Celebration of Soul, Salsa and Swing,” copping the popular and short-lived trend of the day, and featured Stevie Wonder (good pick!), Gloria Estefan (totally lame, but good pick!) and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (Um…who?). The band, which rode in on the awesome-for-about-six-minutes swing revival, played one song at the Super Bowl, then promptly disappeared for the rest of time.

1991 saw the just-about-pubescent New Kids on the Block perform surrounded by over 3,000 children of different ethnic background. The two groups were a match made in awkward heaven. While ‘3,000 children of different ethnic background’ just screams diversity, the same cannot be said of the five rich white boys of NKOTB.

But nothing tops 1993’s Super Bowl XXVII for sheer awkwardness or irony. Sole performer Michael Jackson waved his humanitarian flag high, performing hits like “Black and White” and “Billie Jean” while the crowd held up different colored cards that, altogether, formed images of cartoon children. The finale featured a giant, inflated globe with Jackson singing “Heal the World” as a crowd of about 3,500 children surrounded him, raising their voices to high heaven.



Just a few months later, Jackson was first accused of child sexual abuse. Oops!

Thankfully, since the NFL has gotten over its penchant for filling the field with kids and moved on to straight (though certainly bloated) rock’n’roll performances since 2005.

And with Bruce Springsteen, the beating heart of all that is rock, playing this year, there’s slim chance that anything will go wrong. Unless Justin Timberlake shows up and exposes his nipple.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Decemberists. New Song. New Album. New Levels of Ecstasy.


Yes, I know, this track has been floating around the internet for the better part of two weeks.

But a new Decemberists track, to me, isn't something to simply digest and regurgitate onto a blog. A new Decemberists song, you see, must be dealt with carefully and slowly, like a small puppy or an infant child. These things are precious.

And so, my friends, though you've doubtlessly heard it elsewhere for awhile now, I'm finally ready to talk about "Rake's Song," the newest track from one of the greatest bands out there.

(Wait - did you hear that? I think it was any guise of journalistic objectivity flying out the window.)

The Decemberists have certainly changed since the absolutely gorgeous first disc Castaways and Cutouts and the criminally - criminally! - underappreciated follow-up Her Majesty. Colin Meloy has long since traded the lush, almost lullaby-like sound of his early material for more ambitious aims — long, complex song structure, more percussive tracks, concept albums, the like.

The first track to hit off the band's upcoming fifth album, Hazards of Love, due March 24, like much of Meloy's more recent work, attempts to reconcile 'lovely' and 'ambitious.' In other words, just as he did with The Crane Wife, he wants to appeal to both the critics looking for something impressively edgy and high concept and the more simplistic music lovers simplistically looking for a beautiful melody, a pretty guitar strum to hold on to.

"The Rake's Song" succeeds on both fronts. This sure isn't the care-free breezy folk of Castaways, but Meloy's melody is playful enough that we don't get the impression that The Decemberists are taking themselves too seriously.

The track tells a very Meloy-esque tale: Poor chap marries young, sees his wife's womb "start spilling out babies" (Imagine that line in doctor speak: "Ma'am, you're water has broken. You're about to start spilling out babies"), sees his wife die in childbirth and proceeds to kill (or, ahem, allow to die) his kids, freeing him to conveniently narrate the rest of the album.

It's catchy, certainly entertaining, and, more than anything, should push fans to mother-trying-to-buy-Hannah-Montana-tickets level excitement.

And, if you're in the Pittsburgh area, keep your eyes and ears open. A rumored (yes, just rumored) Decemberists show may be just around the corner.

Just for good measure, have another listen.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Silver Jews' David Berman Quits While He's Ahead



Silver Jews fans (which, if you're not already one, you've missed out) can forget about that fantasy they have in which, after a Jews show, they meet David Berman backstage and proceed to sit sipping whiskey all night talking about poetry, writing and depression. Or maybe that's just my fantasy.

Regardless, the Jews' braintrust, lyrical (if not musical) genius David Berman recently announced that he is moving on from music. A message board from his label Drag City revealed the following Berman gems:

"I guess I am moving over to another category. Screenwriting or Muckraking. I've got to move on. Can't be like all the careerists doncha know."

At least he left us with a bit of wit, writing: "If I continue to record I might accidentally write the answer song to 'Shiny Happy People.'"

For those of you in Pittsburgh, here is the point when you kick yourself (physically, if possible) for not shelling out the 8 bucks to see the fantastic Silver Jews show that Pitt's WPTS put on last fall.

As Berman only does (or, did...sigh) email interviews, here are the highlights from the e-conversation I had with him before that show:

GRE: Is a song just a poem that you write which happens to come to you with a melody? If not, how does the writing of both differ?

DB: My sit-down intent is different for each. Things don’t just come out of nowhere. I have to sit down and start to make them. That means taking a first step with nothing to go on but hope and past positive experiences. In the terms of weekend hobbies: Poetry is like painting in the laundry room. Songwriting is like building a motor in the garage.

GRE: How do you see your need to write as both a blessing and a curse?

DB: It’s a curse in that it involves anxiety that I imagine would be lessened in a line of work that everyone didn’t consider themselves to be an expert on. Everyone thinks they have good taste in music. Everybody is, somewhere inside, an expert on music. But it’s blessing all the way down from there.

GRE: Here's a classic debate: Why does the most boring music get the most play by fans and press? If independent rock is so good, why isn't it more mainstream?

DB: Because the masses are asses. Der oilem iz der goilem.

Get Up Kids Front Man Matt Pryor rehashes "Overdue"

Admit it: Like the rest of us, you listened to some semblance of emo music in middle school. Hell, maybe even high school.

Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle"? You loved it.

Taking Back Sunday's fist album? Classic.

And if you were a bit more dedicated, you most certainly loved The Get Up Kids. With Matt Pryor's aching vocals and not-even-close-to-punk instrumentals, the band was perfect for hearts reeling from early teenage love and break ups.

That said, here are two clips of GUK front man Pryor's acoustic performance last night at Mr. Small's in Millvale. The quality isn't too grand, but the melody's all there.

Check out GUK's "Overdue."

Matt Pryor covers Kevin Devine's "Brooklyn Boy"

First comes a cover of singer-songwriter Kevin Devine's "Brooklyn Boy," in which Pryor forgets the words completely. Adorable.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Cursive's Tim Kasher calls new album "Fucking Brilliant"



Check live video below!

Cursive front man Tim Kasher has never been much for subtlety.

Be it lyrics about outright heart-crushing topics, riotous sandpaper shouts or punch-in-the-gut guitars, Kasher’s music with Cursive isn’t for the faint of heart.

And that’s the whole appeal — leave politeness for the radio pop, it’s time for torture.

So when the overstuffed Columbus, Ohio crowd spilled onto the low stage last night at dive bar/rock madhouse The Summit, compromising Kasher’s amplifier, he didn’t hesitate to speak his mind.

“I know we’re attractive people,” he said. “Believe me, the times I’ve masturbated in the mirror… But take a step back. I promise, we’ll look the same.”

What a sweetheart.

But the crowd’s foaming frenzy wasn’t unfounded — Kasher’s impassioned, atonal-as-always holler could peel paint. And for a band that specializes in uncomfortable, churning and chugging rock’n’roll, that’s quite a complement.

The stage at The Summit is about as big as a billiards table, but Cursive played gorgeously haunted as ever, with a set frontloaded with the driving “Dorothy at Forty,” the back catalogued wall of sound “Sink to the Beat” and the thrashing, twisted “Art is Hard.”

Unreleased track “We’re Going to Hell,” far from what its title would suggest, eased on the agony. The track is a haunted slow dance with Kasher’s falsetto of the title repeated over shallow, cymbal-heavy drumming and crawling keyboards — like U2’s “One” for the beautifully demented. The tune was a welcome respite from the organized chaos of the rest of the show, and the kids in the front, whose shins were pressed tight against the stage, needed the break.


Other new tracks, including almost majestic, fast-shuffle “The Hips,” found Cursive almost antsy — these Omaha boys are ready to drop a new record.

“All these new songs will be your favorites. This record is fucking brilliant,” said Kasher cheekily. “If you like Cursive like I do, you’ll love it.”

Around the halfway mark, Kasher, who often sang with his face contorted, his hands over his head, began to show a crack in his otherwise flawless performance of anguish set to melody — he was losing his voice.

After the band completed the wild, flailing “Some Red-Handed Sleight of Hand,” Kasher could barely muster up a hoarse, “Thank you.”

Inviting a 21st birthday girl to sing “A Gentlemen Caller” proved not such a good idea — even with Kasher and guitarist Ted Stevens’ help on the microphone, she was as outgoing a front woman as you could expect from a tiny blonde girl being accosted by 200 fans - she stood there frozen, half-mouthing words like she was chewing applesauce.

Kasher bolted from stage to grab a drink, and a minute later returned for a big, hoarse finish — “The Recluse” and “The Casualty.”

By the oft-repeated last line of “It’ll swallow you fucking whole,” Kasher’s voice had slid through a paper shredder and landed on broken glass — barely audible, more a pained, stretched whisper.

The band walked offstage. The crowd jumped on hoping for a setlist, a guitar pick, a vibration. A sign that what they’d just seen was real.

Photo credit: Dana Hupczey
Below: Cursive plays "The Recluse"

Thursday, January 22, 2009

An Interview with Dustin Kensrue of Thrice


The bands whose singers are part of the Where’s The Band Tour, together, would make for a veritable hall of fame of emocore.

Dustin Kensrue of Thrice, Chris Conley of Saves the Day, Anthony Raneri of Bayside and, most excitingly, Matt Pryor of the Get Up Kids could make even the most resistant closet-emo kid week in the knees.

But with just acoustic guitars and their voices, they’ll strip things down for an up close and personal take on music that’s about as up-close and personal as it gets.

Maybe the least deserving of the emo title is Dustin Kensrue, front man of California post-hardcore titans Thrice. The band’s been pumping out fast, blaring, guitar-assaulting rock for the better part of a decade now, and it’s gotten better with each record — from a simplified take on chugga-chugga rock with 2001’s Identity Crisis to the atmospheric, outer-space bombast of last year’s elements-themed Alchemy Index Vol. III & IV.

Kensrue’s solo work, though, is straight-ahead singer-songwriter fare laced with his gravelly yell one moment and delicate whisper the next.

Kensrue called Gravity Rides Everything on his way to Thrice’s band practice rehearsing songs for the band’s next album to talk shop.

Gravity Rides Everything: How will the upcoming Where’s the Band? Tour differ from a Thrice tour?

Dustin Kensrue: In almost every way. We’re riding in a van together, which I really like. There’s no band onstage, so these shows will be more relaxed and intimate. It’s more of a gathering than a show. There’s less disconnect between the stage and the crowd.

GRE: Do fans often ask about Thrice on a solo tour, or do they focus on your acoustic work?

DK: It definitely started with a core of Thrice fans, but fans of my solo work are slowly developing. A lot of people are fans of both — and I will play a couple Thrice songs at each show, of course.

GRE: What pushed you to actually lay down your solo work?

DK: It just happened over time. Some songs were never going to work out as Thrice songs and I’d play them for friends. I just kept getting encouragement to make a full record [Note: Kensrue released his solo debut, Please Come Home, in 2007].

GRE: Is it refreshing to be alone onstage, to be more revealed to the audience?

DK: I like the fact that there’s not as much going on, dynamically and vocally. I’m a little free rto take a song where it feels like going. I can take it down, bring it up, change it all on the fly. It’s also a way for me to really focus on singing.

GRE: How has your songwriting developed from Identity Crisis to Alchemy Index and through your solo work?

DK: I’ve always been able to write decent lyrics, but I’ve gotten more consistent. There are some songs even on our first EP [1999’s First Impressions] that make me think, ‘Now those are some good lyrics.’ I’m more consistently proud of my writing now, though. Musically, we’ve all gotten into more and more diverse music. It made us appreciate more aspects of music than loud, fast and heavy.

GRE: Are there any career goals you’ve yet to reach?

DK: We’ve never been a goal oriented band — even less with me as a solo artist. I don’t want to get caught up in looking at it from that angle. If you have goals, you need to think about what it’ll take to make them happen, and that ends up overshadowing the music. That’s never our priority. But we are working on a new record for the fall, and I’ll be recording a new solo record for this summer.

GRE: It’s hard to think about summer now — it’s about seven degrees in Pittsburgh.

DK: Jesus, man. It’s about 80 degrees here. I wish we could share our warmth and cold and we’d both be cool.

For the emo faithful (much as I try, I can't resist), here are the tour dates:

Jan 21: Dekalb, IL @ The House Cafe

Jan 22: East Lansing, MI @ Union Ballroom

Jan 23: Columbus, OH @ The Basement

Jan 24: Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr Smalls Theatre

Jan 25: Cleveland Heights, OH @ The Grog Shop

Jan 27: Memphis, TN @ The Hi-Tone

Jan 28: Nashville, TN @ Rocketown

Jan 29: Covington, KY @ Mad Hatter Club

Jan 30: Pontiac, MI @ The Crofoot Pike Room

Jan 31: Chicago, IL @ Subterranean

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Will Puffy Soften "Notorious"?


As a tiny, Jewish suburban white boy growing up in Amish country Pennsylvania, I always felt that Notorious B.I.G. spoke directly to me.

When he would rap, “It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up Magazine,” I would sub in Newsweek and nod along, occasionally saying aloud, “Bay-beh, Bay-beh.”

Like a giant father figure, his slow, syrupy voice came through my stereo speakers and told me to get off my boney ass and make something of myself. And I took his advice to heart, quickly rising to prominence as the premier hip-hop superstar of my generation, selling millions of records about hustling the streets, being kind to my moms and getting with mad bitches.

Ok, so that last part isn’t exactly the truth, but Notorious B.I.G.’s influence on music, hip-hop fans and (truthfully) me was undeniably huge — bigger than the man himself.

And now, 12 years after he was tragically gunned down in L.A., he’ll be further immortalized in the new biographic flick “Notorious,” which opens this week.

Biggie isn’t the first famous music star to have his story told through film, and he certainly won’t be the last, but his flick is an interesting case.

First off, his story is certainly one of the more recent ones to be committed to the silver screen. “Ray” followed Ray Charles through his childhood and young adulthood in the pre-rock’n’roll South. “Walk the Line” saw Johnny Cash shrouded in black through the late 60s, but went no further.

Now there have been semi-biographical movies portraying more recent stories — most notably Eminem’s “8 Mile” and 50 Cent’s “Get Rich or Die Trying.”

But here’s the difference as I see it — the older-story biopics work because they portray a world far removed from where we are now. The country music touring circuit in the 1950’s, for example, is a far cry from that of today. The newer-story biopics, thus far, have portrayed artists before they made it big, similarly portraying views of the artists that are far from our conceptions. 50 Cent’s flick, for example, attempted to realize the near-mythic proportion back story he’d been writing about for years.

With “Notorious,” though, we’ve got a slight change — sure, the movie does portray Biggie’s background and upbringing, but also his success, and in doing so shows characters that are still in the spotlight today. Can we take seriously a flick with an actor playing P. Diddy the confidante and producer before he became the media whore that we know so well? Can we take a Lil’ Kim character seriously, or will it be tragic to watch her pre-fame character knowing that today, she’s all but washed up.

Will the movie be good? Sure, probably. Biggie’s story of rise to fame from a childhood of drug deals and ghetto life is inspiring, no doubt, and the mystique surrounding the man is, while not as vibrant as Tupac’s, certainly intriguing.

But wouldn’t we believe the flick if filmmakers had waited a few more years, or, say, 10, to release it. Not because Biggie isn’t a legend already — he is — but because so many of his surrounding characters are still in the news daily. We need time to separate ourselves from the world of Biggie so that when his movie does drop, it is, like “Ray” or “Walk the Line,” an entirely different world full of nostalgic references, musical memories and a soundtrack of “I remember that track!” moments.

On the flip side, Jamal Woolard, the actual Brooklyn rapper who plays Biggie, is eerily right on. His penguin-like swagger, his slow drawl and deep voice are like the ghost of Christopher Wallace hitting the screen. He’s not the problem here — it’s the secondary characters that worry me.

The movie will probably kill at the box office, launch the career of Woolard and boost the already successful post-mortem career of B.I.G., but I can’t help but wonder — are we ready to see Mr. Making the Band as Mr. Making the Biggie?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

We Are One: Obama's Concert Forgoes Cheesy Patriotism and Kicks Ass


Sure, mainstream rock music can be trite. Sure, it can be uninspired. But standing only 100 yards from the giant stage on the Lincoln Memorial for the Opening Ceremony Concert of the Inauguration, I was thinking of anything but indie cred.

This afternoon, in front of an estimated 300,000 people spread from the base of the Memorial all the way to the steps of the Washington Monument, an amazing array of musicians rocked inauguration-appropriate songs in a near-two hour extravaganza.

Obama, the man of the hour (and day, and week, and year and next four years) sat with his family - his daughters snapping digital photos and leaning on their dad - sat protected from the front by a square glass encasing and from the back by snipers atop the Lincoln Memorial.

Inaugurations aren't child's play.

Obama also showed his true rock'n'roll colors during the program. He grinned and sang along, looking like he'd rather have had a guitar than a seat.

But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

After the Jumbotrons had finished playing another will.i.am-organized celeb-fest video (including, awkwardly, Seinfeld's Jason Alexander wringing his fists and singing along with faux white boy soul), the program started with an epic orchestral performance of Aaron Copeland's "Fanfare for the Common Man."

The sound coming from the crowd is impossible to accurately describe. It wasn't loud, exactly, as I was regrettably far from the thousands and thousands of cheerers. But it was absolutely massive - like standing far away, word wide thunderstorm. The sound was everywhere, all encompassing; it swallowed us all whole.

Denzel Washington spoke briefly and then - magic.

Bruce Springsteen, with an acoustic guitar and an entire gospel choir, singing "The Rising." The song was perfect, the moment epic. The Boss was in charge. The song's "La, la, la" refrain shot above the crowd, higher and higher; Springsteen's face strained, his voice scratchy and bold as ever.

I'm not one for sentimentality, so let's just say that the cold weather made my eyes water.

The Boss' performance set the stage for all that would come - basically, accomplished musicians singing not to the crowd, not to Obama, but to the feeling that so many people had come together to celebrate, to sing and dance, to (Note: please excuse, again, sentimentality) shake at the power of rock'n'roll.

James Taylor and John Legend, kings of the Middle-of-the-Road, hit it with a feel-good "Shower the People."

John Mellencamp, king of the Comeback-via-American-Pride-Flaunting, actually impressed with - bet you didn't see this coming! - "Pink Houses," with it's refrain of "Ain't that America for you and me?" But, truthfully, sing-along was just right for the mood of togetherness and unity, even if it does only last a few days.

In the surprise of the day, Garth Brooks (yes, Garth Brooks), sang "American Pie," and it was awesome. Honestly, I never would've expected to write "Garth Brooks" and "awesome" in the same sentence, unless they were separated by "is not," but the man puts on a great show, and his voice and energy was nothing short of rousing.

Then Brooks dove into The Isley Brother's "Shout," and shit went crazy.

The only artist who acted too cool for his own good was Usher, who undeservingly performed "Higher Ground" with pop princess/annoying voiced Shakira and living soul god Stevie Wonder. Were the former two have been bypassed for, say, only Stevie Wonder, the moment would've been Wonder-full (awkward pause) and much better.

Wonder even sang "O-ba-ma" as the song faded out.


U2 are not American, but they'd like you to forget that.

Bono has more American pride than an Alabama high school football coach with a bald eagle tattoo and a "Support the Troops" bumper sticker.

The band hit with "Pride (In the Name of Love)," honoring Martin Luther King, Jr. For a band that loves to overdo it, the performance was subdued, appropriate. Bono shouted, his day job as a worldly peacekeeper and motivational speaker shining through, "On Tuesday, this dream comes to pass."

But no rock star could outshine Obama, and he spoke with the dignity and gravity we've come to expect.

"There is no obstacle that can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change," he said. "Together, we can rally as one nation, as one people."

Springsteen and -what!? - Pete Seeger playing Woody Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land." Seeger is 89 years old and can still shred on the banjo.

As the tune ended, Seeger, old and visibly weak, raised his hands above his head. His arms shook, his face overjoyed.

Music is a powerful thing.

The whole she-bang ended with a Beyonce-led "America the Beautiful," joined by the cast of the whole program. She kept vocal acrobatics to a minimum, allowing the focus to rest on the sheer impact of the filled-stage visual. It worked - even the press pit was swaying and singing along.

Where We Are One could've been a gawky parade of celebrity flash, it never took focus away from the matter at hand - we'd come to celebrate a new chapter in American History. The stars knew it, the crowd knew it and Obama, bearing his rock'n'roll soul throughout the day, showed it in his broad smile, the weight of the world resting a little lighter on his shoulders.

Music is a powerful thing.

Photo credits: Kevin Mazur/HBO

The Inauguration Opening Ceremony Concert

I'm still letting the gravity of Obama's opening ceremony concert sink in - and it ended almost four hours ago.

Wedged in the press section, I was no more than 100 yards from the likes of Bruce Springsteen, U2, John Mellencamp, Beyonce, Usher and, by far the most incredible to be near, Stevie Wonder.

Yes, Stevie Wonder.

I'll have a full run down of the concert extravaganza soon. Or, rather, as soon as I can get out of Cosi's and sit down with my own computer. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ryan Adams Takes a Breather

After hurtling full speed ahead in his career for the past near-decade, Ryan Adams announced earlier today that he's decided to step back from releasing music, touring and being a member of his dream team band The Cardinals.

My first response was something to the effect of, "Well, now. That's a shame."

And it was that lack of a knee-jerk response that, to me, means that Ryan might have made the right decision.

Let's look at the (highly subjective) facts:

In 2000, Adams released Heartbreaker, the acoustic agit-folk album that most would consider his masterpiece. For the next four and a half years, he continued to release a string of albums ranging from pop-rock near-perfection (Gold, 2001) to the best Grateful Dead record never released by the Grateful Dead (Cold Roses, early 2005) to the endlessly debated, but downright gorgeously sad Love is Hell EPs (2004).

But the second half of 2005 marked a slow but steady decline in Adams' output.

Both 29 and Jacksonville City Nights (his second and third releases of 2005) were solid but, well, not as enthralling as his earlier work. Easy Tiger, Follow the Lights and this year's Cardinology followed the trend - each record was nothing to scoff at, but certainly nothing to write home about either.

So here's my point: Ryan Adams has written some of the most affecting and beautiful music of the last decade (or even longer if you include his material in Whiskeytown), but everybody needs a rest sometimes. Though Adams wrote about taking a break to mend some emotional and physical wounds (he claims to have lost some hearing on the road), artistically, maybe he needs a break just as badly.

I say this not in a 'Ryan Adams is a washed up hack' sense; no, quite the opposite. Ryan Adams is an immense talent, but even the greatest of artists need to refuel on ideas and inspiration.

So take your time, Ryan. We'll be waiting patiently.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Snubs Stooges, Continues Irrelevance

After years of awful Grammy winners, talentless pop stars gracing the cover of the Rolling Stone and unoriginal rock band hacks being touted by record labels as the next big thing, it’s no surprise that any self-respecting music fan would be quite wary of, shall we say, the corporate rock’n’roll machine.

The Rock And Roll Hall of Fame, though, always seemed to me to be so self-aware that its kitsch factor overshadowed its corporate undertones, still maintaining some form of clever credibility.

Until yesterday.

For yesterday is when the judges at the Hall of Fame announced their inductees of 2009, taken from a larger list of nominees. It’s a pretty solid list, too, until you notice which nominee was left in the dust. The inductees include Metallica, Run D.M.C., Jeff Beck, Little Anthony and the Imperials and Bobby Womack. Left off that list, criminally, is The Stooges, a band responsible for influencing the creation of this little genre we like to call, ahem, punk rock.

(Pause in writing for readers to huff and puff in disgust for several minutes, calm down by listening to something loud and agitated, then realize that said band was undoubtedly influenced by The Stooges, start fuming again, punch the nearest inanimate object, then calm down. Estimated time: Seven minutes).

The actual Hall of Fame building, as supposed to the institution, is a giant glass pyramid overlooking Lake Erie right in the heart of downtown Cleveland. It houses a handful of theaters showing flicks about the magic of rock music and the badass-ness of bands like The Who.

The whole establishment hallows the forefathers of rock music with shrines and exhibits where the actual edge of rock’n’roll is softed, archived and presented in glass cases. Is it lame? Of course, but it’s endearing as well.

The Hall of Fame is a lot like your soft-spoken uncle who used to drop a whole lot of acid and then roll around in the snow naked in the 60s, but now just sits at family picnics eating potato salad and referencing his youth with phrases like “Well, back then things were different” and “Oh, we were kids then.”

In other words, The Hall of Fame gives you a glimpse of the wild world of rock, but is careful to watch its manners.

But still, for an institution that proposes to honor the golden age of rock’n’roll, the bands who really made an impact on the world of music, it sure as hell missed the mark. Are other bands more popular than The Stooges? Yes. In fact, most bands are more popular than The Stooges. Seriously, name one. There’s a good chance that the band you just named is more popular than The Stooges. But there’s almost no chance that it was more influential.

With front man Iggy Pop’s rattlesnake holler and penchant for bloodying himself onstage, Ron Ashton’s rough and skin-tearing guitar lines (Note: Ashton died in his home just last week, and should be rolling in his grave right now) and Scott Ashton’s jackhammer drumming, The Stooges created raw and driving punk rock nearly a decade before so many bands used the then it-genre to rise to fame.

In the summer of love, The Stooges were preaching destruction with guitar distortion and spastic rock freak-outs.

What’s worse, some of the first wave punk bands that The Stooges influenced have already been inducted, some years ago, to the Hall of Fame. The Clash? 2003. The Ramones and Talking Heads? 2002. Even the more-hype-than-talent Sex Pistols made it in 2006.

What’s worse is that The Stooges were among the nominees, meaning they were willfully passed up.
The Hall of Fame had the chance to actually live up to its potential (that is, to honor the creators and shapers of rock while balancing credibility and family friendliness) and the probably old, white and out-of-touch judges blew it.

Maybe next year the Hall of Fame judges will take their collective head out of their collective ass, park the minivan and throw the James Taylor (who was inducted in 2000) CD out the window, then listen to a Stooges jam and realize what complete rock’n’roll madness they’ve been missing.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Triggers: This Year's Model of Costello-Influenced Bands

At only 35 minutes long, Pittsburgh power-poppers' Triggers' new disc Smoke Show is a quick and undeniably fun listen. But, seriously, with hooks this huge, you can safely leave the record on repeat for more than a few run-throughs. Elvis Costello-swagger-pop hasn't sounded this good since, well, Elvis Costello did it. Here's an interview Gravity Rides Everything did with the band in it's basement practice space.


Practicing on Monday night in preparation for the band’s upcoming gig at the 31st Street Pub, Triggers’ beer bottle filled, poster-adorned Squirrel Hill basement/communal house is completely filled with the band’s propulsive, Costello-on-caffeine rock. But don’t call the neighbors just yet. These are some hospitable boys.

“Do you need earplugs?” asked keyboardist and vocalist Brett Zoric. “I think we have some paper towels you can use.”

Thanks, but no thanks.

Zoric , all arms and legs with thick, black-rimmed glasses, sits behind his dual keyboards. Triggers launch into its catchiest song, “Anyone at Anytime,” beginning with Zoric’s barroom shuffle on the keys. Guitarist/vocalist Adam Rousseau’s jagged riff cuts through the keyboard and launches the band, along with drummer Rich ‘Woody’ Kawood and bassist Joe Kasler into the hyper-catchy song, a mix of Weezer’s crunchy guitars, Maroon 5’s white boy soul vocals and a swagger that’s all their own.

The song ends. Silence.

Zoric cracks a grin and says, “This is usually the part where someone yells ‘you suck!’”

That wry humor is, at least in part, responsible for Triggers existing in the first place. Back in 2005, Kawood and Rousseau were, ahem, asked to exit their former band The You. Conveniently, Zoric and Kasler similarly took a bow from their band Monarch.

“We were kind of the rejects of different bands,” said Rousseau.

“I would always say ‘that drummer and bass player [Rousseau played bass] are awesome’ Apparently, they said the same thing about us. Finally we said we should probably just play together,” said Zoric. “Then we all held hands.”

By the end of that year, Triggers had self-recorded its first EP and began playing around town at local mainstays like Club CafĂ© and eventually Brillobox. For the band’s debut album, Smoke Show, released just last year, it was time to bring in some outside help — enter producer John Hiler (Liz Phair, Duncan Sheik). But hearing criticism and actually listening to it were two different things.

“There’s a leap of faith you’ve got to take with a producer. Because he might suggest something, but if you wanted it that way, in a sense, you would’ve written it that way. In the end, you either trust him or you don’t,” said Zoric.

Triggers decided to trust Hiler. The result is 35 minutes of super slick party rock that would make The Cars smile wide and make Elvis Costello lower is glasses to look a bit closer. Zoric’s synthesizer lines trade thumping melodies with Rousseau’s guitar, while Kasler and Kawood are a driving rhythmic force — that is, a force that’ll drive you to the dance floor. Throw in the oft-gang shouted ‘whoa’s and ‘hey’s and you’ve got a power-pop punch in the gut.

But with full time day jobs all, recording a full-length was no easy task.

“During preproduction, we would come home from work at six, then we’d work from then until two in the morning, then get up for work the next day,” said Zoric, who works in real estate. “The good news is, it didn’t let us f**k around.”
For the actual recording, though, the band blissfully took off work to devote necessary attention to the music.

“A lot of bands at our level end up taking months or years [to record] because everyone is working and it’s hard to get studio time,” said Rousseau. “But we took off work, scraped together every penny we had and made this thing in a couple weeks, just banged it out.”

A handful of thousands of dollars later (manager Phil Pierre estimated, “somewhere between 10…and 30 thousand.” Rousseau added, “The key is not to think about it.”), Smoke Show hit local shelves and saw the band begin touring more than ever. But while booking shows has proved fairly simple, the band understands that economic woes, as well as hunger pangs, can dissuade a listener from checking out any band.

“We know what it’s like to put out five bucks for a show. That’s time sitting at a job you hate. Any time someone puts out that five bucks, that’s responsibility for us,” said Zoric. “From the time they come in the door, it’s our job to make sure that person doesn’t think ‘I wish I’d kept that and gone to McDonald’s.’ And that’s a choice. You can eat a foot long sub, or you can walk down the street and see us. It’s our job to make sure people continue to walk down the street.”

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Gaslight Anthem will, ahem, light up Mr. Smalls

The Gaslight Anthem wears its influences on its sleeves so unabashedly, well, it's hard to hate on them. While, harkening way back to ye olde 1990s, the snottiness of Oasis long ago brought the masses shunning the band for its unapologetic hawking of the sound of The Beatles, the sheer excitement to which The Gaslight Anthem brings together driving punk rock and Rock Senator Bruce Springsteen is contagious. And, luckily for all of us, it's flu season.

The band just announced some stateside dates, and (thanking any number of lucky stars) Pittsburgh's landed ourselves a show. Hot damn!

03/28/2009 The Trocadero, Philadelphia, PA Heartless Bastards





03/29/2009 Mr Small's - Headline Show! Pittsburgh, PA Heartless Bastards
 




04/02/2009 Turner Hall, Milwaukee, Heartless Bastards 


04/03/2009The Bottom Lounge, Chicago, IL Heartless Bastards 





04/04/2009The Varsity Theater, Minneapolis, MN Heartless Bastards 





04/07/2009 The Warehouse, Calgary, ALB Heartless Bastards
 




04/08/2009 The Starlite Room, Edmonton, AB Heartless Bastards





04/10/2009 The Plaza Nightclub, Vancouver, BC Heartless Bastards





04/15/2009The Boardwalk, Orangevale, CA Heartless Bastards 
 




04/16/2009 Slim's, San Francisco, CA Heartless Bastards 




04/21/2009The Clubhouse, Tempe, AZ Heartless Bastards




04/24/2009 Gothic Theatre, Englewood, CO Heartless Bastards


On Why There Is Nothing Better to do on New Year's Eve Than go to a Show

For most people, New Year’s Eve includes drinking too much booze, partying your hardest and a slowly descending ball. The whole ordeal is not unlike a boy going through puberty.

For me, this past New Year’s Eve was much the same, except replace the ball with an Eastern European punk band, a drunken and fighting middle aged couple and a trip hitchhiking through Philadelphia.

Or, put simply, here is Why The Best Thing to do on New Year’s Eve is go to a Concert.

The atmosphere at a good show, no matter the genre, is electric — a group of like-minded fans coming together to celebrate something they love. Does that sound corny? Of course, but it sure as hell feels good.

Throw in the general sentiment of a New Year’s Eve celebration and that electric feel is going to explode. Not only are concert go-ers partying over music — the great unifier of people — but also over the fact that come midnight, everything seemingly changes and it’s time to start fresh.

In that way, a New Year’s Eve concert is a two-for-one deal, and I love a bargain.

Scanning the possible shows on the east coast, my girlfriend happened upon a Gogol Bordello show at Philadelphia’s Electric Factory.

Neither of us had been particularly familiar with the band, but re-listening to some of their albums, the show had the makings of an epic party. Gogol Bordello is the brainchild of Eugene Hutz, a Brooklyn-via-Romania madman who throws raucous punk rock speed and attitude with even more raucous gypsy-esque, almost klezmer, Eastern European traditional folk music into a big pot of borsht. He then sprinkles in lyrics about drinking, wearing purple and being an immigrant, all sung in Hutz’ quaky, gruff holler and thick accent.

The result sounds, or tastes, great. Like the wildest Balkan wedding you’ve never been to.

Our hopes for the show was higher than the tips of Hutz’ massive moustache (easily the best in rock’n’roll – even better than The Hold Steady’s Franz Nicolai).

The band didn’t disappoint.

Wanting to be in the right mindset for such a party, upon arriving at the club (after a cab ride with a driver who enlightened us with a story about how he held a previous rider by the beard while beating him upon the head), we zipped to the bar. Soon we’d nudged ourselves into a prime spot — front row, center balcony. The West Philadelphia Orchestra was finishing up its set of thumping Balkan stompers and we noticed a rather odd pair a few rows up on the balcony.

Often foolishly, I love to meet weird looking strangers. I drug my girlfriend to introduce ourselves to the couple — the man had an admirably bushy mustache, a bunch of beaded necklaces, a shiny vest and the type of hat that would’ve looked great with a few feathers. The woman could’ve stepped out of a silent movie — all in black, with a veil covering her face.

After some understandably awkward hellos (German guy, British lady, heavy accents both), I discerned that the woman worked at Urban Outfitters and the man was unemployed. A few minutes later, they were arguing with each other and flipping mutual birds. Perfect time for an exit.

Gogol Bordello took the stage to the general elation of the crowd, which began to dance before a note was even played. Multiple drinks later, we dove into the crowd just minutes before midnight.

Describing a Gogol Bordello show is a lot like describing the true nature of God. As in, well, you can’t do it while justifying the power of something so huge. Under the massive weight of the musical stomp of the near-dozen member band, the entire crowd moved as one, many arm-in-arm twirling in circles, others stomping, jumping and shaking like they were having an Eastern European seizure.

Three…two…one and hundreds of balloons dropped on the crowd. Due to the near-violent intensity of the dancing, many popped before they every hit the floor.

Hutz, half-naked and in raving lunatic mode, bounded over the stage with his acoustic guitar like he was leading a punk rock workout video.

The crowd responded to tunes like the instructional romp “Think Globally, F**k Locally” by appropriately going bats**t insane. If anyone left without making some new dancing friends, they were likely deaf, blind or painfully sober.

The show let out around 1:30 a.m. and the sweaty, exhausted masses hit the streets. Wobbly drunk and still dancing for some reason, I thought it’d be no problem to get a cab. On New Year’s Eve. At 1:30 a.m.

After catching frostbite on at least 74% of my body in only 20 minutes, we decided that it’d be best to walk the several miles back to my brother’s apartment. Luckily, after a few blocks, a car full of black girls stopped on the corner.

“You need a ride?” one asked eagerly.

“Absolutely,” I said. “Are you guys legit?” Apparently, this was how I saw fit to judge if we were or were not going to get robbed.

“You know it,” she said.

“No, I’m not going…” said my girlfriend as I pulled her into the car with me.

My judgment was fantastic, and we made it in just a few minutes. After several more drinks, I fell asleep in a suitcase.

If this tale hasn’t convinced you, then let me be blunt. Go to a good rock’n’roll show next New Year’s Eve. It beats the ball every time.